Title: "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" Pounded In The Butt By "Pounded By The Pound" by Jedusaur
Occasion: Analise010’s birthday
Pairing: "Pounded By The Pound"/"Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
Summary: Some people assume I'm gay, and I get that. It makes sense, if you think about it: I mean, I'm a book about a guy getting pounded in the butt by his own butt. That's undeniably pretty gay. But plenty of books are nothing like the things they're about. Like, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo isn't a girl and he doesn't have any tattoos, and The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up is a slob. Being a book about a gay guy and his disembodied gay butt doesn't make me gay.
No, what made me gay was Pounded By The Pound.
Title: To rest in your light by Nighimpossible
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Summary: The thing is, Tyler has always been a piece of shit when he’s sick.
Title: And the dault is my own by Jirluvien
Fandom: Hockey RPF + Check, Please!
Pairing: Frederik Andersen/John Johnson
Summary: It’s hard to commit to anything when you’re an undrafted goalie prone to some sort of vicious reverse form of solipsism, but John manages. That is, when he's not suddenly asking questions in class, clutching empty coffee cups in despair or trying to somehow become a functional adult.
John Johnson picks up hockey before he can even read; he picks up reading when hockey isn't enough; and then he stops picking up altogether. That's when John meets Freddie Andersen... and doesn't fall in love.
Title: Come Again by Somehowunbroken
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome
Summary: It doesn't come out of nowhere, despite what Dylan probably thinks.
And, okay, Mitch knows that the super adult thing to do would have been to just talk about it, sit down on the sofa and bring it up and give his reasons and whatever, but he's forever and always himself, so that's not how it goes. Mitch waits until Dylan starts eating his gross yogurt, and just when Dylan puts his fourth scoop into his mouth, Mitch says, "I think we should have sex."
Dylan chokes on his mouthful of yogurt, walking the two steps to the sink so he can spit it out and continue coughing, and Mitch opens up his own jar of yogurt and digs in.
(or: Mitch is ace. That doesn't mean he isn't curious.)
Title: End Transmission by Fudgyokra
Pairing: Harley Quinzel/Pamela Isley
Summary: Harley was warm and soft, smelled like vanilla and sweat and perfume, and she held her tight against her beating heart in a way that made Pam never want to move.
Title: Central City Blues by Nirejseki
Occasion: Litra’s Birthday
Pairing: Mick Rory/Leonard Snart(/Barry Allen), background Sara Lance/Lisa Snart
Summary: It's not every day a pair of legs as fine as Bartholemew "Barry" Allen's walks into the offices of private investigators Mick Rory and Leonard Snart - and he's bringing trouble with him.